President Bush May Send Marines To Assist France

President Bush has authorized the Pentagon to prepare to pull France's butt out of the fire again.  Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, the President has doubts about France's ability to hold off the little piss-ants.  ‘Hell, if the last two world wars were any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now,’ declared Bush.



Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. While the general admitted that may be overkill he stated that he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on-scene.  He continued by stressing that he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job for extra pay before they went on maternity leave.  President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored.  He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them.  ‘The less they stand out the better.’

France can kiss my """
Russ

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