Hay Chuck, wheres ya been, missed you at the freeze-in, e-mail me sometime. VW

I have to say after I stopped laughing I realized that the wonderful word of advertisment and marketing is alive and well the the world of Bass fishing.  Great job!! Thanks for the laughs.

Chuck Pigue

Saw this post on another board.  Thought you'd get a kick out of it:

Avoidance Behavior Lure - "Triggers an immediate feeding response!"
Strike King Suspending Wild Shiner - "Those lunkers can't resist!"
Rapala Original Floating Minnow - "Irresistable to game fish."
Rapala Shad Rap - "Big fish find them irresistable!"
Lucky Craft Flash Minnow - "It's almost more than a bass can stand!"
Scum Frog Bass Rat - "action that drives those hawgs absolutely crazy!"
Terminator Spinnerbaits - "Tie on a Terminator spinnerbait, and hang on for dear life!"
Ledgebuster Clearwater - "Drives them smallies and bucketmouths crazy!"
Mister Twister Tri-Alive Top Prop - "Drives fish nuts."
Uncle buck's Micro Spin - "Your ticket to landing boatloads of fish."
BPS 7" Popper Mouth Worm - "Fish find it irresistable!!
Berkley Bungee Baits - "irresistable to fish."
Gene Larew Mega Ring Lures - "Drives fish crazy."
Draggin' Finesse Worm - "Fools 'em every time."
Mann's Super Finesse - "Brings big bass runnin' from all directions."
Slug-Go - "Too much for lunkers to resist."
Zoom Meat Head - "Get ready for a smallmouth massacre!"

Wow. Well, there ya go. Nobody should need to ask what lures to buy ever again!!

Y'know, with lures that do what these do, it's a wonder that there's any bass left for us to catch!!