I came up with some of these last year just goofing around one day. I never got a chance to put anything together with them though. So let's see what people come up with.....Here's mine

You might be a Bass Angler if......

-You ever showed up to a weigh-in with a Zara Spook stuck in your face

-Your bass boat is faster or worth more than your truck

-You have three or more subscriptions to fishing magazines

-You've been to the Emergency room to remove a hook....after weigh-in

-You know what Smelly Jelly tastes like

-Your alarm clock has ever been set fo 3:00 a.m.......on a weekend!

-You have a largemouth in your aquarium

-You have purchused the Banjo Minnow or Flying lure from t.v.

-Your favorite movie stars are Bill Dance and Hank Parker